SINHALA JOKES app Features * Categories (Cartoons,News Paper, Images) * Low data Consumption * Image Zoom capability SINHALA JOKES app contains Sinhala Newspaper Cartoons, funny stories and funny sms. Sri lanka jokes, lanka jokes, lankawe wihilu, Sinhala rasa katha, sri lanka rasa katha, Sri lanka fun, Sinhala vikata katha, fun katha, sri lanka comedy, Sinhala. Anupama| 2042 A Love Story - Kauda Thaththa. Anupama| 2042 A Love Story - Pamini Duk Pani Rasai Labena Deyak Dennatai. Hot 2 years ago It was a musical program on Hiru FM. Two famous sinhala songs were on top of the chart and it was the chance of a listener to select the winning song. The caller was Nimal, from Mahara. All running man episodes. The announcer asked the caller, 'Haa Nimal dan kiyanda balanda oya wedipurama kemathi Samithage' Rana Hansa Yuwalatada' ehema nathnam Shashika Nisansalage' Thol pethi witharakda' kiyala. And the listener started giggling while saying 'Hmmm samithage rana hansa yuwalata thamai mama wediyenma kemathi, habai shashikage thol pethith naraka naha!' , and the program quickly switched to a commercial break. An Englishman, an American and a Sinhala man are called upon to test a lie detector. The Englishman says. 'I think I can empty 20 bottles of beer'. BUZZZZZZ goes the lie detector. 'Ok, 10 bottles'. And themachine is silent. The American says. 'I think I can eat 15 hamburgers'. BUZZZZZZ goes the lie detector. 'all right, 8 hamburgers'. And the machine's silent. The Sinhala man says: 'I think.' , BUZZZZZZ goes the machine. --------------------------------------------------------------------- Having lost his donkey a Banda, got down to his knees and started thanking God. A passerby saw him and asked,'Your donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for? The Banda replied 'I am thanking Him for seeing to it that I wasn't riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would have been missing. On the Kurunegala main road there appeared an advertisement from the leading condom producers, on the importance of safe sex and the dangers of many a fatal illness which could result in carefree sex. A smart guy walking on the road was much taken up by the advertisement and painted the following slogan in double meaning, big as ever. M A K U W O T H H I R A Y!!! ( turn it around ) ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++== The newly married native doctor moved into his new house soon after his honeymoon and fixed a newly painted board with his name and title, though he was still on matrimonial leave. Jokes StoryJokesThe board read thus: WAIDYACHARA PREMALOKA KALA NIDHI. A adventourous guy in the area knowing the doctor who had a late marriage and was still on leave, simply added an HU in front of the title KALA NIDHI.!!! [ Back to InfoLanka Jokes Page ]. New nepali songs download. Please Note: Before downloading you can preview any song by mouse over the Play button and click Play or Click to Download button to download hd quality mp3 files.
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